What do you do when you're a doctor in the Congo and you have to perform a forequarter amputation to save a teenager dying of gangrene; only you have no idea how to do the procedure? Dr. David Nott, didn't panic, he just started playing around on his cell phone:

"David Nott texted his surgical colleague Meirion Thomas, who is one of only a handful of UK surgeons familiar with the difficult procedure of removing the collar bone and shoulder blade."

Ah, look at how much fun it llooks to be young again. Not a care in the world, not a bill yet to pay. 

Seriously, crap is expensive! Forget about your body sagging, I just want to go back in time so my parents will pick up the tab on everything again. Well I don't have a time machine, but The Cell Freak's Free Worldwide SMS can take care of at least one of your expenses.  

Are you looking for Dirty Text Message Jokes to share with your friends? Not only do we have them but you can send them as SMS messages for free using the Cell Freak's Free Worldwide SMS service. It works with nearly every carrier in every country in the world, and is totally worth checking out here.   

The dirty jokes are after the jump, but if you're easily offended, remember we called these text messages dirty for a reason!

If you've ever read The Fantastic Four back in the day; you'll know that for all their um... fantastic powers they still had to get their mail delivered to them the old fashion way. They had a jolly old mailman, Willie Lumpkin, who between bringing their fan letters into the Baxter Building would occasionally find himself trapped in the middle of The Fantastic Fours adventures. 

The most popular feature on our website has fast become our Free Worldwide SMS service. Why you ask?

I've always found it strange the public fascination with how much money a movie makes in it's opening weekend. First of all, you're really getting an incomplete context about if that movie is actually going to make money or not. For instance The Dark Knight made a record 155.3 million dollars it's opening weekend, but that doesn't tell you how much the movie actually cost, which was $185 million without even bringing marketing overhead.

It looks like some of the newest text messengers aren't very new at all.

A new study commissioned by Sprint that while in 2006 only 13% of Americans ages 50-65 used the SMS function in the past two years that figure has jumped to 20% among the 55-65 set. Why? They want to talk to their kids.

Not for Verizon customers, but in a way that's even more offensive.

The text hike is actually just for companies that send out SMS messages for stuff like sports scores and  bank statements... i.e. notification services and social networks. Currently they pay nothing per message but Verizon Wireless was planning on raising that to 3 cents per texts sent on November 1, though because of the negative press they're backing off that date.

Why pay for text messages when Cell Freak let's you do it for free?

The Cell Freak is proud to announce that we are now offering a free SMS from our site! How it works is simple, you sign up for free membership here, a process that takes like 30 seconds on average. Then from our Free SMS page you can send as many text messages as you want to almost any cell phone, anywhere in the world.