Ah, look at how much fun it llooks to be young again. Not a care in the world, not a bill yet to pay. 

Seriously, crap is expensive! Forget about your body sagging, I just want to go back in time so my parents will pick up the tab on everything again. Well I don't have a time machine, but The Cell Freak's Free Worldwide SMS can take care of at least one of your expenses.  

Are you looking for Dirty Text Message Jokes to share with your friends? Not only do we have them but you can send them as SMS messages for free using the Cell Freak's Free Worldwide SMS service. It works with nearly every carrier in every country in the world, and is totally worth checking out here.   

The dirty jokes are after the jump, but if you're easily offended, remember we called these text messages dirty for a reason!

If you've ever read The Fantastic Four back in the day; you'll know that for all their um... fantastic powers they still had to get their mail delivered to them the old fashion way. They had a jolly old mailman, Willie Lumpkin, who between bringing their fan letters into the Baxter Building would occasionally find himself trapped in the middle of The Fantastic Fours adventures. 

You know those dubious looks you give your grandparents when they tell you how many miles in the snow they walked to school everyday? That's the same look your grandchildren are going to give you one day, when you tell them you actually used to pay to send text messages.

The most popular feature on our website has fast become our Free Worldwide SMS service. Why you ask?

Personally I think if don't want a text message read you just shouldn't send it; but a program called SMS Eraser will allow Blackberry users to have a text message they send delete after a certain amount of views or after a set period; I guess to stop people from forwarding it around.

Ever want to send an SMS to someone but worried it won't be saved for litigious purposed. My god you're creepy. But someone still has a free website to help you out.

My Mobile Witness allows you to send them any text or picture messages, and they'll save it, along with the time/date stamp in their virtual vault.

Meaning aside from just saving your text messages; you could also take a cell phone picture of something and save it in their vault as evidence.

Well not that woman, because that picture is like 15 years old but an older version of that woman.

After a rumor spread that the marriage of David Duchovny and Téa Leoni ended after Duchovny found dirty text messages Billy Bob Thorton sent her, Billy Bob has just taken the unusual step of offering up a quick denial. "Billy Bob Thorton and Téa Leoni are just friends," his PR lackey told E! News.   

Fire. The wheel. The Cell Freak free text messages. What do all these things have in common? They're game changing innovations that have drastically improved your quality of life. 

Okay, maybe I'm overselling it a little bit, but especially in this ecomony who can actually afford to pay for text messages? Especially when companies like Sprint have just raised their per text rate to 20 cents.