Why am I showing a picture of Eliot Spitzer on a cross? Because this post is only going to get more offensive and I'm trying to distract from that.

That's right, a man's career is in ruins and his family is in even worse shape; but it's all okay because The Cell Freak is offering free Eliot Spitzer call girl ringtones to pour just a little more salt on the wounds.

Ashley Alexandra Dupré swimsuit

Well the New York Times has finally identified the call girl that brought down New York Govenor Eliot Spitzer and her name is Ashley Youmans... or Ashley Rae Maika DiPietro... or Ashley Alexandra Dupré as she's currently calling herself.

But it's never been "Kristen" as she was called in the phone calls and text messages referenced in the FBI affidavit... nor is she really a swimsuit model as The Emperor’s Club website claimed.