Trust me if Eliot Spitzer is trying to distance himself from whores, he's entering into the wrong profession.

The former Governor of New York State, who was forced to resign last March after he was caught in the middle of a call girl ring, has found a new part time job; as he's be writing a biweekly column for Slate.com though not about anything people are interested in him talking about - a column on the relationship between government, regulations, and finance.