Sure the Palm Centro might be one of the worst names for a cell phone or PDA ever, but all it needs is a Smurfy make over.

It's to be offered from AT&T, not Verizon or Sprint for some reason, in the same hue as Gargamel's favorite appetizer.

So Palm and Verizon Wireless just had their big launch party for the Palm Centro, which had previously only been available on Sprint + AT&T, and all they could get to add star wattage to the event was Dancing with the Stars' Cheryl Burke?

She's not even one of the stars on the show, she's one of the dancers!