Once I had a phone, and it was a gas;
soon I found out, it had a shell of smoked glass.
Could have sworn it was a cheap thing,
but 700 euros, that's some expensive bling.

2-megapixel camera, it's a music phone,
Bluetooth, and GSM,
is what you'll be taking home.
video recording, streaming, and a pulsating... illuminated keypad.

Yeah.Yeah.Yeah-ah.

Named after the Goddess of moonlight,
the Nokia Luna 8600 will delight.