It's that time of year again, when celebrities pretend to be total whores in the spirit of a pagan holiday.

(The other 364 days of a year, they just are total whores.) 

Anyway, here's some of the best Halloween costumes and by the way even in Wonder Woman's Invisible Jet you'd still be able to see Kim Kardashian's giant ass:

Apparently someone on her blog asked Kim Kardashian what plastic surgery she's had done and to prove that she hasn't, she posted a bikini photo of her from when she was 14.

Because that's totally less creepy. 

Here's Kim explaining herself: 

Not to give away what it is, but Sharon Stone made a career out of not wearing these. 

Kim Kardashian just had a guest gig last Friday as Pussycat Doll in Vegas, and she was so worried if her performance would sink or swim, it appears she actually wore flotation devices on her arms.

Here's Kim Kardashian at the launch party of the Blackberry Curve Pink which is available exclusively through Verizon Wireless. Earlier in the week, Kim nearly sliced off her toe on a piece of broken glass in her New York City hotel room, and it's currently being held to with surgically applied glue, but she's still on the red carpet, in high heels no less.