In news from the couple that no one ever thought was cute, but still refuse to go away anyway, Star Magazine is reporting that after breaking up last August, Jennifer Aniston agreed to take John Mayer back but only if they get married:

Blasphemy! Mr. Apple himself (the other one) has turned Judas, and it didn't even take 12 gold coins to get him to do it.

All it took as for him to get shipped one of the world's first Blackberry Bolds, here's his report: