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Stop calling? Like a preteen girl has ever really uttered that phrase. Anyway, while these guys look they were pulled off the cover of Teen Beat, in real life the guys who'd be calling is their stepdad or the pervy kindergarten teacher.

(But I guess that isn't as funny.)

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Jon Stewart's bit aside, maybe there's a way to watch movies on a tiny iPhone, while have them appear as big as they would in a movie theater.

What if the iPhone 2.0 came with a projector? You would just set your iPhone down across from a bare wall, and you could watch feature films with DVD level picture clarity.

Why is a cell phone better than a laptop?

The late Mitch Hedberg answers after the jump...

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So what ultra top secret secrets are being leaked here; Iraq, Afghanistan…Barney the dog?

Too much texting? Now how can that possibly happen?

And here's the complete lingo:

NWRUS= No way, are you serious?

MYOB= Mind your own business

IDK= I don't know

BFF= Best friend forever

Or else... you'll make the news.

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Hear my words: the next mass in-school shootings will be carried by a desperate teenager and his cellphone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Cell Phone Gun

"OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"!"
"EEEEEEEEEkkkkkkkkkkkkk"!!!
"EEEUUUUUUUHHHH!!"
"DUDE!"
"What!?@?"
"ohhhhhh12#$FE"
"omg"

... Are just a few of the common reactions to the famous "2Girls1Cup" video (just Google it, you perverts). Filming it with your cellphone gives the whole atmosphere a nice, underground chic.

"OHhh!?#@"

Hmmmm.... this creature is probably the only living thing that's still excited about the iPhone.