An oversimplification, but completely true.

Bill Gates left his day to day duties at Microsoft to focus on giving away his millions and billions through The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, and it looks like one of the projects he's decided to fund is the Condom A Capella Ringtone, a free download aimed to make wearing a rubber (which isn't even rubber come to thing it) more socially exceptable in India.

One expect someone to come out of the gate with a Rev. Jeremiah Wrigh "God bless America? God DAMN America!" ringtone, but seeing to the highbrow posturing, Slate Magazine do is a suprise.

Well not really. To them taking the high road is discussing the intellectual underpinnings of why Eliot Spitzer likes a plug up his ass, instead of conceeding it's politically irrelevant and moving on.

Why am I showing a picture of Eliot Spitzer on a cross? Because this post is only going to get more offensive and I'm trying to distract from that.

That's right, a man's career is in ruins and his family is in even worse shape; but it's all okay because The Cell Freak is offering free Eliot Spitzer call girl ringtones to pour just a little more salt on the wounds.