Apparently, it really is a small world after all, and one not big enough for homosexuals.

For a birthday party for Miley Cyrus’ Sweet sixteen, Disney is closing Disneyland early October 5 (November 23 is her actual birthday BTW), so she celebrate with 5,000 complete strangers who paid $250 to attend her birthday party with her.

Usually if an idea is a massive failure you would admit defeat and move on, but when it's a small world after all, like it is for a global brand like Disney, you can call the American Disney Mobile just a test case, and maybe even selling that with a straight face.