To be sure, there's no way you'll ever look cool using a cell phone watch. But not being used, the Van Der Led WM2 actually looks pretty cool.

Costing $471, the Van Der Led comes with Bluetooth, 1GB of memory, 1.3 Mega-Pixel camera, touch screen, USB, and 300 minutes of talk time.

Are you half of one of those annoying couples that can’t hang up the phone without that annoying conversation: “I love you”… “No I love you”… “Love you more!”

Confused why no one’s strangled you yet?

Carrying your cellphone in your pocket is so overrated. Step aside and watch closely how they do it in the new school: pain for pleasure? you got it, baby.

Option 1: pain

No pockets? hands full of iPhone empty boxes? no problem. Just shove your cellphone up your ear. Standing in specific hotspots might enable you to receive messages from out of space.

Option 2: pleasure

Say hello to Hide-a-Pod, a revolutionary (?!) way to protect your new iPhone and precious iPod: hide them inside an ugly Zune package. The creators of Hide-a-Pod, which is a totally imaginary produt and doesn't really exist, have figured out that no one, NO ONE will ever try to still a Zune device. You know, Zune, that Microsoft iPod rip-off? ;-)

Once I had a phone, and it was a gas;
soon I found out, it had a shell of smoked glass.
Could have sworn it was a cheap thing,
but 700 euros, that's some expensive bling.

2-megapixel camera, it's a music phone,
Bluetooth, and GSM,
is what you'll be taking home.
video recording, streaming, and a pulsating... illuminated keypad.

Yeah.Yeah.Yeah-ah.

Named after the Goddess of moonlight,
the Nokia Luna 8600 will delight.

Hat Tip: CNET

As 2006 is soon over and done with,"The best of" reviews start to flood the net. Personally, I always like what Jeremy Roche from CNET has to say, BUT remember guys - it's totally subjective. Here are Jeremy's best mobile phones of 2006:

Fashion phone of the year: Sony Ericsson Z610i

As if we hadn't had enough with this x-mas shit alreay, eCrater and eBAY and Froogle are now offering CHRISTMAS CELL PHONE COVERS in three different styles - Teddy Bear, Santa Claus and Snowman.

Gresso (a company which very little is actually known about other than the fact that they operate from Russia) have just come out with a new luxury phone they claim to be "well equipped technically". They also claim that no two of these phones are alike.

Sort of like snowflakes, right?

I consider myself a pretty open-minded girl. I'm into trying new things and being spontaneous. I'll do almost anything once. And I will always be willing to spend those few extra bucks if it means living my life to its fullest. Having said that, I have one question:

Who the hell is the stupid, insensitive moron who came up with thisgoddamn crap?!!

Levi Strauss Europe and Modelabs Group announced today an exclusive licensing agreement to design, produce, market and distribute a range of mobile phones and mobile phone accessories for men and women under the Levi’s® brand label in 2007.