Normally, I would never give someone grief for their physical appearance, because you can't help the way you were born... unless of course that's not the way you were born.

I stumbled across this footage, which I'm pretty sure is in fact jennifer aniston topless. While she's lost a lot of weight since the first couple of seasons of Friends, her breasts look mysteriously the same size. After an extensive video conference with my little brother, who lest he ever graduate college, will immediately drop whatever he's doing to settle such a dispute; we determined that while not yet married, she already has something borrowed and new.

Yep, it looks like jennifer aniston is defying Newton and his laws of nature. And while Courtney Cox might have costarred in the He-Man movie; Aniston is the one sporting the Skeletor ribs. If the camera adds ten pounds that must be why movie stars crave the spotlight; she must need a dozen cameras just to stop from disappearing.

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UPDATE: Thanks to Other Crap.com, I just learned this girl is really named Tracey, and not in fact the real Jennifer Aniston. Here's the best I could find of the real Jennifer Aniston nude.