Well, you could have taken the easy way. You know, the standing in line, paying 600$, posting a happy video(*) to YouTube and get on with your life one. You could have taken the mid way, and just borrow it from one of your friends who have already chosen the easy path. And you could have just stolen one. But oh no, your mind is already set this time, and all you reallywant to do is to smash your new 600$ iPhone. Here's 5 ways you can do it: remember, smash the iPhone at your own risk and under strict iPod supervision (encore is a must, in that case).

1. The hard working way : handymen, rejoice!

2. The gentle way: step-by-step instructions

3. The tidy way : please take out the garbage after you're done

4. The smoothie way : mainstream, although pretty hardcore

5. The "do wonders to your raitings" way : outstanding pre-hate preformence

(*) - You actually get extra points if you're an Apple secret agent. They are everywhere. In my closet, in my backyard... I've just spotted one in my blender. Will it blend?