I know crime against humanity is a pretty harsh accusation against an inanimate object, but at the very least this iPhone belt is an instant fashion disaster hall of famer, right up there with Member's Only jackets and that swan thing Bjork wore to the Oscars.

So being the fake anthropologist that I am; I through the question out to the floor: What on earth would possess someone to actually wear one of these things?

Maya iPhone belt here, photos via Engadget