I'm all for cell phone sex tapes being available online, but what can I say... there's an exception to every rule.

If you've ever wondered what a 55-year-old woman looks like in full costume reinacting the mating rituals of insects like an earthworm, a firefly and a praying mantis, well Christ you need therapy but watching Green Porno is probably cheaper. The 8 part series of mobile shorts was the brainchild of actress Isabella Rossellini and after perplexing audiences on the film festival circuit; it's finally making it's way online for mass audiences at the Sundance Channel.com.

Personally, I find information about killing insects more useful than learning how they reproduce, especially during mosquito season, but if this Green Porno idea has caught you in it's web, you can read more about Rossellini's concept in our original post about the series.