Why am I showing a picture of Eliot Spitzer on a cross? Because this post is only going to get more offensive and I'm trying to distract from that.

That's right, a man's career is in ruins and his family is in even worse shape; but it's all okay because The Cell Freak is offering free Eliot Spitzer call girl ringtones to pour just a little more salt on the wounds.

The ringtones come in two flavors, client no. 9 is in the house and Turning on the governer. Both "feature" Eliot Spitzer and call girl Ashley Alexandra Dupré and are crass, unfunny, and completely artless.

But on the bright side... they're still free.