Carrying your cellphone in your pocket is so overrated. Step aside and watch closely how they do it in the new school: pain for pleasure? you got it, baby.

Option 1: pain

No pockets? hands full of iPhone empty boxes? no problem. Just shove your cellphone up your ear. Standing in specific hotspots might enable you to receive messages from out of space.

Option 2: pleasure

No pockets? hands full of chocolate and strawberries? no problem. Just shove your cellphone up your, uh, hip. Standing in specific hotspots might cause pressure through the atmosphere.