Look, I'm not saying it's ever exceptable to rape a young child, but if Mini Me was fooling around with a toddler instead of a full grown woman, it would actually look less weird.

Yeah, so apparently TMZ is reporting that Hollywood's "it" midget (as in I wouldn't "$%# it with a ten foot pole), Verne Troyer has a sex tape being shopped around by Kevin Blatt, the same guy who sold the Paris Hilton sex tape. There's even a $100,000 offer on the table from a company called SugarDVD.

Anyway, while it's just some pint sized foreplay,TMZ has uploaded a brief clip from the video, which appears to be grainy cell phone footage shot with his live in keeper girlfriend.

You can see that here.

As for Verne Troyer's girfriend, wow what a catch for him! Not only does size not matter, but apperently looks and personality aren't priorities for her either.