You’ve heard of having a butta face, but the truth is sometimes that’s the only thing not going wrong about a girl. You know, like woman who are lookers, just as long as you don’t look below their neck?

Take for instance Julia Roberts, her smile is totally money, I mean she banks as much as $25 million a picture for flashing it, but her body is at best average. Fellow A listers know this too, as the only people she could get to marry her was Lyle Lovett and a cinematographer, someone whose job is to make things appear more attractive than they really are.

But don’t take my word for it; math actually backs this up. In Pretty Woman, body double Donna Scoggins was featured in all those toned, super-sexy close ups; and the film went on to gross $463 million worldwide. However, for the bikini scene in Charlie Wilson's War; Roberts decided to show her own flesh and even with horribly inflated ticket prices, that movie still only made $114 million.

It's true that in between Pretty Woman and Charlie Wilson she had four kids but it’s not like there’s been any drop off in her looks and when you name your kids Hazel and Phinnaeus that pretty much neutralizes the sympathy card anyway.