In the wake of such celebrity branding as the Beyonce B'Phone, Laptop has come out with mock ups for the next wave of vanity phones in an article that's a joke; but probably not that far off from the truth.

Among the offerings are The JLo Phone which comes with an extra battery pack in the back and a to do list with Puff Daddy and Ben Affleck already checked off; The Lohan offers next generation GPS that keys in on the closest rehab facility; and Sheen offers a Rolodex full list of all his favorite prostitutes, which is ridiculous because if you think Charlie can keep track of the women he's slept with you're sadly mistaken.

Not included that I'd like to see? How about a Paris phone that has a beautiful shell but is vacant inside or the Justin Phone; which comes with the complimentary Timberland Phone; whether you want it or not.