Photo thanks to the AP

When it comes to using a cell phone there's just no competing with a 13-year-old girl.

The LG sponsored East Coast US Texting Championships were just held in New York City on Saturday; a grueling gunslinging like event where contestants face off to find out who's the most fastest, most accurate text messager. With $25,000 dollars of prize money at stake, this was a bare knuckled competition that separated the men from the little girls and as luck would have it, the men were no little girl.

"I just got beaten by a teenage girl," complained the 23-year old second place finisher Michael "Cheeser" Nguyen after he failed to spell "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious". Of course, you got beaten by a little girl; haven't you ever read a Ronald Dahl book? Have you any idea what those little monsters are capable of?

In fact the teenage winner in question, Violet Beauregarde... um I mean Morgan Pozgar had been practicing her craft by making 8,000 text messages a month. Planning to spent current and any future winning on a NYC shopping spree; Morgan's inevitable next victim is West Coast texting champion Eli Tirosh, a 21-year-old law student.