Okay earlier today we wrote about Sprint's Seductive Serenader which for Valentine’s Day lets you type in a text and you can either send it as a phone call or an e-mail, with Isaac Hayes singing what you have to say.

Sounded cool but here's the problem... it doesn't really work.

See Isaac Hayes only prerecorded a very limited amount of words; meaning if your word isn't on that list, he just does this really sleazy sounding sex noise instead. Right... because that's not going to backfire on you.

How limited is the vocab list? Darjeeling-ly so. Asking someone if they wanted to go to a movie with me, I couldn't use her name, the word "wondering", "weekend", "movie", "film"... or anything that would clarify what I actually meant.

Leaving me to ask the undecipherable, "Do you want to come over tomorrow to see the thing tomorrow?"

Sprint miiiiiight want to go back to the drawing board.