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Seeing Brad Pitt can make a woman desperate

With both Brad and Jenn in Toronto promoting movies, they met in a hotel lobby for a chaperoned drink, the first time they've seen each other since the divorce was finalized in 2005. It was originally supposed to be dinner, but Brad Pitt didn't want Jennifer Aniston and a steak knife to be in a room with him at the same time.

Anyway, it's always bugged Jennifer that Brad didn't want any kids with her but now has like ten with Angelina, and it looks like having that reinforced in person might have finally sent her over the deep end. 

Here she is in a skimpy little dress she's 15 years too old for, flashing her panties and barely covering anything else as if to tell Brad, "This hot body could have still been yours, if you hadn't cheated on me with that fat cow!"

Only the fat cow is the genetic perfection that is Angelina Jolie, and while Jenn, age 39, hires an army of nutritionists and palites gurus, to fight her ass from sagging another half inch, Angelina has the kind of natural beauty that will have men chasing after her even when she's 75.

Angelina Jolie has to be like the perfect woman for Brad Pitt. Think about it,Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston went nuts after Brad Pitt broke up with them but Jolie was already psycho to begin with.

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