Photo thanks to Vavolo

Ever want to kidnap and hold someone for ransom, but didn't because you just couldn't find an adequate way to disguise your voice when making the requisite "give me $50,000 or I'll blow your daughter's brains out" phone call?

Then does Vavolo.com have the product for you!

For only $13.99, plus shipping and handling, they're selling the Motorola Cell Phone Voice Changer, which allows you to change your voice from male to female and then back again. Cheaper than a sex change operation, and way less awkward at family reunions.

So check out the Motorola Cell Phone Voice Changer and don't tell them I sent you! Seriously... there might be legal implications.