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Wait a second Samantha Ronson is female?

Samantha Ronson in a bikini is like the Haley's Comet of paparazzi photo ops, it only occurs like once every 76 years; so I was stunned to see these pictures of Ronson with gal pal Lindsay Lohan on vacation on the sunny beaches of Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

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Aside from Samantha's epidermis showing, life in a stable relationship also seems to have changed Lindsay; making her wardrobe less revealing. 

Yeah, I know she's also wearing a bikini but for Linds that's the equivalent of dressing like a Hasidic Jew on the South Pole in the dead of Winter. Pre Sam she had more DUIs than pairs of panties. 

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As for how Samantha's holding up, well she doesn't fill out a bikini quite as well as a movie star like Lohan, but at least all those years of chain smoking has kept her thin, and she looks a lot better than I'd have assumed. 

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