Blasphemy! Mr. Apple himself (the other one) has turned Judas, and it didn't even take 12 gold coins to get him to do it.

All it took as for him to get shipped one of the world's first Blackberry Bolds, here's his report:

"It has blazing fast 3G and twice the screen resolution, and the fonts look like something out of the New York Times."

Thanks, John Mayer. I learned so much. Mayer spents the rest of the post, dissecting the word douche. Definition of the word douche: someone fixated on talking about the word douche when they're supposed to be talking about a cell phone.

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