Here at The Cell Freak, today we’re officially launching a brand new feature; a free downloads page where you can access exclusive ringtones.

Just check out the selection, you can sample the free download in its entirety, and if you like what you hear enter your 9 digit number. Thanks to the technology of our sponsor Streetunes, the free music downloads will be texted directly to your cell phone. The only possible cost to be incurred is the price of receiving a normal text message and the service is supported by all major carries in the United States.

Anyway, among our initial free music downloads is a diverse collection of national anthems (who even knew Pakistan had a national anthem?), some swell classical music, and Crazy Tones that do in fact live up to their billing. The selection includes Stupid Car Thief, the cacophony of Farm Animal Disco, and Death to Chicken. A series of clucking ringtones, Death to Chicken always ends with the fowl meeting its maker in a different murderous scenario. If only getting rid of your neighbors yapping dog was this easy.

Anyway, to access our free music downloads or any of our free ringtones, you either click here, or there’s always the banner at the upper right hand corner of out site that links there.