Photos thanks to Fleshbot
How could I not have known about an actual Screech sex tape?
Shot either a year and a half ago or four years ago; Dustin Diamond’s account has it the latter which would conveniently mean he wasn’t cheating on his current girlfriend; the footage was taken on the road after he performed at a comedy club. Apparently, there was a bachelorette party and he was invited up to the hotel suite of the bride to be; engaging in some truly dirty and unhygienic sex with her and one of her bridesmaids.
Just a couple of thoughts; first off the now husband of the bride to be has to be feeling like the biggest loser in the world. Not only does everyone know his wife cheated on him right before they got married; but it was with the uber-nerd. Think about it; Doogie Howser might have had the brain but he was a doctor, which is some George Clooney shit. Urkel might have had the look and sound of the super nerd, but every once and a while Jaleel White would break out into Stefan to remind people he’s really one suave motherfucker.
But Dustin Diamond? There could never be any Stefan moment for him. Anyone who’s seen the Saved by the Bell E! True Hollywood Story knows, he basically really was Screech.
In fact his life sort of became the ultimate nerd nightmare, as between the old class and new class; he basically spent 10 years stuck in high school. Finding out your fiancé would rather give head to that guy has to feel like your balls being put in a blender.
Conversely, it makes sense why Screech would want to video tape it. Officially, Dustin Diamond says there was a contest between him and some famous friends to see who could get the most play on camera… but please. If this was really about his friends he’d be taking cock in his mouth and they could call it male bonding instead of gay. This is about Screech wanting to prove to the world he can actually get laid. And two women?Shit, I bet he even mailed a copy to his own mother showing off.

I had some problems downloading it, so this is just the clean first couple of minutes of the Screech sex tape. It’s just as well, unless he starts shouting out Mr. Belding’s name as he climaxes, this is nothing anyone would want to see.
UPDATE: The amoral publicist called the "Sultan of Sleaze" who was instrumental in the selling of the Dustin Diamond sex tape just committed suicide. Read all about it here.