It's gotten to the point if you're a celebrity, you should just forbide your significant other from even owning a cell phone.

Danielle Lloyd , a UK model most famous for making racist comments directed against Indian actress Shilpa Shetty on a celebrity version of Big Brother, is the latest famous face saddled with a sex tape scandal, as an ex boyfriend filmed her on his cell phone without her knowledge and is currently trying to sell the footage to the highest bidder.  

At least that's the story, the way she's currently trying to spin it. However, the same day news of this sex tape leaked, Danielle was "caught" by the paparazzi on the beach with Jeremy Jackson (Baywatch), someone in the middle of a totally seperate sex tape scandal (with former Porn Star Sky Lopez) that broke the exact same day. 

Are we honestly supposed to believe that both Danielle and Jeremy are having sex tapes released against their will and they just happen to be hanging out with each other? 

But Danielle's story gets even stranger... 

Having just moved to L.A. Lloyd also got a tattoo that in Hebrew says "Only God Can judge me" on the back of her neck. Only I happen to read Hebrew and that's not what it actually says. What happened is she wrote "Only God can judge me" phonically in English using Hebrew letters. And she couldn't even do that right, for instance instead of "me" it just says "m" on her neck.  

(Also, instead of "judge" it says "George")

But look at it this way - at least the sex tape is no longer the dumbest thing Danielle has done all week. 

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