Photo thanks to PC Magazine

High on the hills with a lonely goat…

Ready to get wound up? WireFly is offering the acclaimed LG CU500 music phone for free with a two year Cingular account. The LG CU500is on one hand yet another RAZRrip off, but on the other hand it’s the first phone in America that was HSDPA enabled and can connect at up to 1.8Mbps. The 3G mobile features streamed TV, a rotating 1.3 megapixel video camera, speakerphone, and Bluetooth supported music.

While it comes with one of the more ill conceived micro SD memory card slots, they stuck it behind the batteries; it also comes with Tetris, and all is forgiven for Tetris, the only video game I've truly figured out how to play (Wait a second, did I just imply Snake is too complicated?)

Aside from technically being called free, the Cingular plan you have to sign up for is $59.99 a month with 900 rollover minutes; not exactly cheap, but not exactly unreasonable given the amount of video and music downloading speed they offer. On the Gwen Stefaniscale of "cool", I give this sh-- 7 bananas; yeah the memory card slot has some spiderwebs, but overall the phone is seriously luxurious and you don't even have to be a rich girl to take advantage. So don't speak, just click here and check it out. What are you waiting for?