Looking for a cell phone that spoils in about the same amount of time it takes to use a battery charge? 

Well no one is. but for some reason someone still created this cell phone and related cell phone accesseries made entirely out of meat products. In the interest of full disclosure, I am a vegetarian, so maybe I was predisposed to finding this gross, but more likely this play with your food freak show makes carnivores want to throw up too.

Roaming options shouldn't include free range.

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