Okay I admit I have no idea who Chace Crawford is; apparently she's one of TV's Gossip Girls, but the lesbian starlet has apparently parted ways with country singer Carrie Underwood, and is making news about it because they did it via cell phone.

Here's what Underwood told Extra:

"It was completely mutual. We broke up over text so... it's like 'peace out.. She adds, "It just didn't work. We both knew it didn't work and [had] no hard feelings at all whatsoever."

First of all there's no such thing as a "mutual breakup" - someone's ass was dumped. Second of all, if your famous and want a hands off breakup, why would you even bother with a text message when you have a publicist waiting in the wings?