Trust me if Eliot Spitzer is trying to distance himself from whores, he's entering into the wrong profession.

The former Governor of New York State, who was forced to resign last March after he was caught in the middle of a call girl ring, has found a new part time job; as he's be writing a biweekly column for Slate.com though not about anything people are interested in him talking about - a column on the relationship between government, regulations, and finance.  

Here's some pictures of Jessica Alba in swimsuits from a promotional calender she just shot for Campari, which is definitely alcoholic and I think a wine cooler. You might think Alba is setting a bad example for her newborn daughter, Marie Warren but I guess the lesson is do anything for a buck, not drinking and Mommy whoring her body for money is bad. 

If there was one bad thing about John McCain losing the election, and it might just have been one, that I can no longer get Tina Fey and my weekly fix of her Sarah Palin imitation every Saturday night. However Annie Leibovitz, the same photographer who took the shirtless Miley Cyrus pics has done me a solid and shot this series of hot pictures of Tina for Vanity Fair. 

Miley Cyrus apparently has her post Hannah Montana career mapped out and it sounds like a lot more of what you see above. No, not taking off her shirt, taking pictures. She was inspired by her Annie Leibovitz photo shoot for Vanity Fair and wants to travel abroad to become a photographer:

It might be the most wonderful time of the year, but it's not if you want see celebrity bikini pictures. How slim are the pickings? The best I could come up with is Helen Mirren, the 63-year-old Oscar winner. Here's a picture of her taken Friday in Hawaii, on vacation with her husband. 

At first I thought the Cheetah Girls were Britney Spears and her sister but apparently The Cheetah Girls were some made for the Disney Channel group, most notably including Adrienne Bailon, who aside from being part of the moderately sucessful 3LW, is most famous for a stunt about a month ago where she got caught pretending that some naked photos of her were stolen. 

I'm always felt a kinship with AnnaLynne McCord because she always thought she'd be a bigger star and I kept writing posts about her thinking she was going to be a big star and it turns out we were equally wrong.

Anyway, aside from not even being able to get arrested, it looks like AnnaLynne might also not be able to get married, as judging from these photographs of her macking on her gal pal, there's a pretty reasonable chance she's gay. 

Lost in the generally held perception that George Bush is the worst American President since Herbert Hoover is the fact that he's a recovering alcoholic. He claims to have quit drinking when he turned 40, but here he is at something called the Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation Summit in Lima, Peru drinking a Pisco Sour. Pisco by the way, is a type of alcohol.  

With Ann Coulter, the hate speaking Republican about to embark a new media blitz for her upcoming book "Guilty", it looks like God has intervened and literally wired her jaw shut. The details are so far still hazy, but with a single sentence Richard Johnson of the New York Post has broken the story that's sure to make the atheist liberals believers again.  

Carrie Fisher, who in a former life was the woman filling out that slave girl bikini above, has a new autobiography coming out and spends a surprising amount of time discussing intergalactic lingerie. Here she is explaining why the completely humorless George Lucas insisted that on the first Star Wars film her breasts be covered with duct tape: